Jun
29th
2016
My morning/last night · 1:52pm Jun 29th, 2016
I'm surprised that I slept well, considering that I stayed up later than usual to tell a friend happy birthday. By that I mean I texted "Birth." at midnight. Last night I shaved, plucked, and moisturized my entire existence. 
I reached the ultimate form of cleanliness. I just hope that someone sees how fabulous I look today. 
My mom just told me that a good grocery store opened 5 minutes from my house, so I might go there to get some yogurt for a cucumber
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Spherical Narcissist · 302 views
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#my morning
#hygiene
#grocery stores
#cucumber salad
#literally all I need is that yogurt
#there are a fuckton of cucumbers in my yard right now
#I made this twice before and it was delicious
#it will be slightly different this time
#because we have different types of cucumbers
#and I'm not going to strain the juices out of the onions this time
